Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

Nothing new here that you haven't heard already on SModcasts if you're a Smith fan.  If you're not a Smith fan, this book won't likely make you one.  It is pretty straightforward journalling from the man's experiences and basically tells stories from Zack and Miri onward.  Most of these stories have been told on the net, so reading it is just another medium to take it in.  True, honest and a some points, a lot more feel good thankfulness than wise ass funny.

3 and 1/2 stars out of 5

Wonderstruck

Compelling parallel storylines spaced 50 years apart, one in type face, the other depicted through illustration, Wonderstruck weaves a wonderful story about overcoming the difficulties in our life and the meaning of friendship and family for two young children growing up similar but in very different time eras.  Not as classic as The Invention of Hugo Cabret but another marvelous piece of work in two mediums.

4 stars out of 5

Damned

Another dark and deliciously entertaining read from Palahniuk with his trademark lead character narration and detailed pop culture referencing.  It grabs you from page one and keeps you entertained and engaged with its meditations on heaven and hell and morality.  Belongs with some of his better work, though not quite in the upper echelon.

4 stars out of 5

Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything

Very interesting look at some bizarre questions, like why do drug dealers live at home?  Though it can sometimes get statistical in an uninteresting fashion, it does put some numerical data to great effect, dispelling myths we've come to accept.  Compelling enough to warrant a sequel, as well as an easy and entertaining to listen to podcast.

4 stars out of 5

Shutter Island

Grips you quickly and keeps you along for the mysterious ride. Even though one of the major plot twists can be seen from a mile away (like, a Sixth Sense amount away) it still interests you in the psychological aspects of it all. The illustrations are stark and well suited to the subject matter, as they sit saturated and somewhat dreamlike. Makes you want to read more, watch more, which is a testament to how well it works.


4 stars out of 5



Coraline

This being the third medium for me to soak up this material, i have to say i wasn't overly impressed, but still lovingly enjoyed this retelling of Gaiman's book. It reminded me of the source material and regrounded it for me, even though i absolutely LOVE the film version and appreciate all the changes that were made for the movie. A decent reminder of the original material, with some good illustrations to bring the memory of both the book and the film back to life.


4 stars out of 5


Punk Rock Dad

Truly thought that this would be better and not so vanilla.  There are some great passages of what it must be like to be a "Punk Rock Dad" and when Lindberg isn't worried about contradicting himself, he goes to some great lengths that produce equal parts big laugh and great insight.  It's a shame that it seems disjointed and unconnected throughout, with waaay too much typical parenting jokes and stories.  Goes to show you that lack of sleep, establishing your authoritarian discipline and bedtime routines are absolutely a universal parenting experience.

3 stars out of 5

Harvey

There's something about the melancholy illustrations and the youthful innocence, anger and fear that permeates this odd ball of a book, which gives it a certain charm.  From racing toothpicks in the flow of freshly thawed gutter runoff to negotiating with grown up problems as a confused pre-teen, Harvey tackles all the joys and heartache of childhood through clever text and illustrations.  Very quick read...C and i read it in about 15 minutes.

5 stars out of 5

A Week at the Airport

i thought this would be a much more interesting read. Guy spends a week in the new airport in London and is asked to chronicle the going-ons around the place. Turns out the author was more interested in the structure and design, and not enough to make it interesting or get into any neat detail or tidbits of info. i also thought he'd mention some of the people and the stories that they bring in and out of the airport. Turns out he talks to some people, but gets into very little detail.

This is a complete waste of time. i think it was meant to be a creative way of advertising for the airport, but i'd rather read a pamphlet.


2 1/2 stars out of 5


Scalped: The Gnawing (Volume 6)

How do you improve on perfection?  Make more of it.  The sixth volume of this series seems to have an ever greater detail and clarity in the artwork, with a refocusing of the story on the key players as serious decisions cause ramifications that will be interesting to read in future collections.  If only they could get here sooner!!!

5 stars out of 5

Scalped: High Lonesome (Volume 5)

Have i mentioned how good this graphic novel is?  Read this one in less than an hour.  Artwork seems to be evolving into something greater with each comic, as the story continues to weave itself into a greater coil of murder, menace and intrigue.

5 stars out of 5

Batman: The Long Halloween

A heavy source of inspiration for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight , this collection of a 13 part mini-series has distinct style and storytelling. Like a classic 30s mob story, Gotham City's crime families are caught up with a "Holiday" killer, while the three good guys, Batman, Jim Gordon and Harvey Dent, attempt to keep pace.

As a self-contained story, this one is epic and delivers wonderfully.  Tim Sale's use of panels and darkness gives a cinematic feel to the Loeb story structure.  Though i'm hesitant to make the comparison, The Long Halloween reminds me at times of Watchmen, in how the concept and layout appear to be meticulously planned and designed.  There is no filler here, nor no stone left unturned.

Though not breathtaking or stunning from a visual standpoint, it is as solidly created a Batman adventure one could ask for.  It definitely deserves to be ranked amongst the most definitive renderings of Dark Knight lore by providing a stellar account of the Bat's early years in Gotham.

5 stars out of 5

Scalped: The Gravel in Your Guts (Volume 4)

A little more sparseness on the dialogue doesn't stop this series from continuing to be an engrossing read, as the pictures do the talking.  There is an air of ominousness from the opening panels that follows the characters throughout this arc.  Focusing on some of the characters introduced earlier in the series shakes things up a bit, but i do admit to missing Dashiel's character, who seemingly disappears for awhile (though considering the direction his character takes, it is appropriate from a pacing and chronology perspective).  Continuously gritty with a great intro that rightly connects the comic to its noir roots.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Scalped: Dead Mothers (Volume 3)

This series just keeps getting better and better.  As the story progresses, the characters become richer and more complex, and the stakes higher and more personal.  The writing is sharp and the artwork a completely immersive experience in atmosphere.  All the praise i heaped on run of the mill Batman and Daredevil collections earlier on this blog seem foolish in light of reading this original, one of a kind series.  It's one thing to take a beloved superhero and make them look good within their element.  It's an entirely other level of art form to take a situation like real Lakota historic elements and wrap it up in an original, breathtaking piece of real crime drama and tragedy.  Scalped is essential reading.

5 stars out of 5

Batman: Hush Volumes One and Two

Some more great artwork from Jim Lee and a surprisingly suspenseful story by Jeph Loeb that only suffers from the need to wrap things up too tidily.  It's always great to have a new character introduced into a long running series, especially when they can stand alongside traditional rogues gallery villains.  Loeb writes in a ton of cameos for Lee to draw, and while some add great depth and personality to Bruce Wayne and his storied relationships, others are just throwaway visits that do little to boost the story line.  All in all, a very welcome take on Bruce Wayne and Batman that exists within "continuity" which offers some intriguing complications to the story line.  A good read for anyone interested in "jumping in" to comics.

4 1/2 stars out of 5



All-Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder Vol. 1

Perhaps the best looking comic book i've read in the past decade.  i seriously could not put this down, reading it in its entirety in one sitting, while often pausing to just stare at Jim Lee's amazing artwork.  i never cared for his mutant series work, but to see what he does with Batman and Robin, not to mention Black Canary, Batgirl, Joker, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Plastic Man, is purely stunning.  Frank Miller's take on a sophmore Batman is as dark as you'd expect, with a nice subtle humour that doesn't take the bat mythos too seriously, while reinventing it in Miller's sparse and violent writing style.  There's a reason why this series is called "All-Star"; there's a reason why people are deemed Legends.  All-Star Batman and Robin, The Boy Wonder Vol. 1 proves it.

5 stars out of 5

Daredevil Visionaries

WOW.  No wonder Kevin Smith has been allowed to write comics for almost a decade now.  If this was his first forray into the medium, he nailed it.  Not without a lot of help from the amazing artwork by Joe Quesada and Jimmy Palmiotti, which has such rich tones and beautiful framing, it makes it hard to move on to the next page.  However, Smith's story arc makes sure you can't resist turning the page to see how the story of a baby antichrist coincides with a new beginning for Daredevil. Amongst the return of many fabled characters, Matt Murdoch remains central and Smith's initial attempt at the character is grounded in Frank Miller inspired story elements.  Smith knows his red devil history, and the religious underpinnings of classic Daredevil stories, and cements himself a comic writing future with this awesome tale.  The only fault would be a conclusion that wraps everything up all too tidy for the fall out that started it all.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Club Dead

The Sookie Stackhouse series kicks into high gear with the third novel.  Inserting a third potential mate for Sookie in the form of Werewolf Alcide and some shady character deficiencies to Vampire Bill really put the relationship and romance in question, adding a nice backdrop to the non-stop action and danger Sookie finds herself in Jackson.

These books have already been in the variety of "can't put down" but Club Dead truly keeps the reader glued to the page.  The best i've read yet.  Can't wait to dive in deeper as this series really gains some steam.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Scar Tissue

Truly fascinating account of a relapsing mega star from his roots to his rock star success. Kiedis is unabashedly open and honest, making for some breathtakingly bizarre recounts of some serious train wreck behaviour. It's great that he's managed to get it all down, given the events of his life could very well have ended in premature death. Having lived through what he has, the stories roll off the page, as the first person narrative is fresh and conversational. He doesn't hold back on his critique of himself, but it would have been even more interesting if he held a harsher view of the people in his circles (granted, his own behaviour shouldn't warrant anything but love of those who put up with him).

The band, the music, the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll lifestyle all receive insightful reflection. Save for the limited insight from and about his band mates (i would have liked to hear opinions and commentary from Flea, Chad, Dave and John, but it IS Kiedis' story and not a book about the band, after all), this autobiography is nearly as perfect as having the chance to sit down with the man himself and listen to him tell stories. Highly engaging!

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Pygmy

This one may not be for any casual fan of Palahniuk, but it certainly is rewarding to those with stick-to-it-ed-ness. The only comparison i can make is to A Clockwork Orange, in the sense that you need to be immersed in the book to fully comprehend and understand the language at hand. NO, there aren't any terms like "yarbles" or "moloko", just broken English explanations courtesy the foreign exchange lead character known as Pygmy.

The broken language makes for a difficult read, but after awhile you are in his head and his limited terminology used to describe the most mundane things as a Walmart greeter seem equally as peculiar as more personal items such as a vibrator or the crucifixion, all described to hilarious effect. Boiled down, it is a rather simple plot, made all the craftier by Palaniuk's use (or misuse?) of the English language.

i won't try to explain it any further, when Chuck does a pretty good job himself in this article. If after you've read the article and are intrigued, i will definitely recommend this book. But it's not the place to start if you are new to Chuck Palahniuk's work.

4 stars out of 5

Living Dead in Dallas

Continuing the fun that started in Dead Until Dark, with some nicely added twists and characters that should set up some great future installments. Having watched True Blood season 2 before reading this, i'd have to say i was a little bored following one story line, but the books really bring Sookie's personality front and center.

4 stars out of 5

Scalped: Indian Country

I read this in about an hour. Totally into it from the get go. Rather violent and gritty, like the crime genre should be, with some interesting (yet depressing) history lessons along the way. After volume one, I'm totally intrigued and can't wait to read more in the series.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Dead Until Dark

Every bit as funny, frightening and sexy as the show True Blood, which is based on this series. I enjoy the mashing of genres and the authenticity of the characters and their actions. Goes to places the TV show doesn't, in a way that is equally enjoyable. A rare occurrence where each medium explores the same content but uses their diverse techniques to bring out the best of what's at its core. A delicious treat that's none too serious, but riveting and engaging.

4 stars out of 5

Code Talker

This is a great book if you have any small interest in the role of Code Talkers in WWII, or language preservation, or Native American boarding school history. There are plenty of lessons to be taught from the text (perfect middle school novel) and the author keeps it realistic but not too overly detailed. Just right for a young teen's interest and reading level. I highly recommend it as a school resource, but even as a quick, personal read, whether or not war stories are your thing. It's more about a culture and a Nation, as it is told through a Navajo narrator. Great read!

4 1/2 stars out of 5

New Moon

i actually didn't read this in French, but i wonder if that would have made it more interesting. These Twilight books are great. Great, because it gives hope to any hack writer out there, that with a good publicist and shitty writing, you can still make it in the book industry. This one was worse than the first one. A third act that had little to nothing to do with the first two acts, an inconsistent and annoying set of characters, and writing that seems devoid of any edits, revisions, or a thesaurus. Why did i waste my time, again. Here's to pop culture and hysteria!

2 stars out of 5

Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do (and what it says about us)

This is a truly fascinating book. It explores traffic from a variety of perspectives. There's the psychological angle, the sociological angle, a cultural/anthropology angle, as well as scientific explanations. All written in a very accessible and entertaining manner. i know it has changed my outlook on traffic and the way i drive, while it actually makes sitting in traffic a little more bearable, now that i have a greater understanding of what is happening and why. i highly recommend this book for anyone who has spent any amount of time wondering what the hell is wrong with some people on the road.

Prince: A Documentary

Very thorough, yet very boring. Basically a time line run down of live shows and music releases. Nothing interesting or insightful, but very detailed. The inclusion of reviews from critics around the globe are somewhat interesting, but overall not very worthwhile, for even a fan like myself.

3 stars out of 5

Batman: Haunted Knight

It's been awhile since i've read comics, and i'm pleased to see that Batman is every bit as good as it ever was. Interesting, reflective character study, paired with dark, detailed artwork. Tim Sale's take on classic Batman villains really makes them more menacing than ever. Certainly not a classic, but a nice collection, which i bought in advance of reading The Long Halloween. It has certainly whet the appetite.

4 stars out of 5

Hate That Cat

For a teacher that both loves to read and loves to teach poetry, this is a must have book. The sequel to "Love That Dog", this one gets a little deeper into the poetry and into the main character's life. It has a little bit of heartfelt sentiment, which made the first book feel complete. However, this one seems a little more forced. i do like that it explores poetic conventions a little more clearly and directly, but it also makes it come across a little more contrived. A good companion piece to the original "Love That Dog".

4 1/2 stars out of 5

The Lump of Coal

Another bit of silliness from Snicket, just in time for Christmas. i think he does these holiday books (the Latke was last winter) for the fans, and possibly the publishing company. Nothing special, just some of his typical wit and humour, turning an odd spin on the usual Christmas tale. The really nice bonus is to see Helquist's illustrations in large, full colour form.

Goin' Deep: The Life and Times of a CFL Quarterback

A quick read, but not thoroughly engaging or entertaining, it just prattles along like an episode of sportscenter, with cliches and worn out sports stories. It doesn't get into too much detail, probably to protect the innocent and his marriage.

Besides the suggestive porn title, there's very little dirty details, except when he gets into his brief stint in Calgary as the head coach and how that all went down in flames. This is perhaps when the book is at its best, as his words become incendiary and personal, a welcome change from the book's statistical rundown and play by play banality.

This isn't a horrible read, but it doesn't offer too much insight in an undercovered part of the sports world.

3 stars out of 5

Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things . . .: That Aren't As Scary, Maybe, Depending on How You Feel About Lost Lands, Stray Cellphone

Some seriously talented writers banding together to assist the future talents of tomorrow. This hodge podge collection of short stories by authors that happen to write for children, but in all honesty are crafting tales more readily enjoyed by adults, certainly has something for everyone, and that's in a good way. From the absurdly silly to the poignant and graceful, to the heart touching and thought provoking, this collection runs a gamut of emotions.

What remains at the center of it all is a freshness, and a fondness for fun, humour, wit and charm, with a children's tale setting. There is some superbly imaginative tales, that only fans of dry, British humour could love. One story, in particular, about a boy whose parents leave him for a week, but not without a bizarre trail of notes and notices of how to fend for himself, reminded me of a Douglas Adams novel, or a Roald Dahl trip, or a Monty Python skit. That same mix of sly wit, coupled with societal commentary, situated in the absurd seems to weave its way throughout the book.

As a whole, it's a lot of fun. Taken bit for bit, equally delicious.

4 out of 5 stars

Twilight

Teen romance melodrama, yet still quite a page turner. The literary equivalent of Degrassi Jr. High (wait--i don't mean to demean Degrassi in that way), what with it's teen lens that finds so much drama in a cafeteria setting. Still, Bella's POV narrative is somewhat engaging, and whisks along at a brisk pace, you'd almost think that Meyer was once a teenage girl.

The whole vampire genre never really interested me, but i like the suspense in figuring out what rules apply in this version. i still don't quite understand what Bella sees in a jerk like Edward (how's that for inviting the wrath of the Palefaced Lovers) but then again, i never did understand why teenage girls go for jocks (i mean, jerks--sorry, typo).

i don't need to recommend this to anyone who's ever thought to read it. Just the fact that you're thinking about it, probably means you will given the mass hysteria around it. i also would not recommend it to people who haven't read it, because it really won't satisfy anyone who's not really interested.

i can see the reasons why it's been such a great seller. It has a trash romance quality that Fabio could sell, and a reading level that definitely makes it a guilty pleasure easily consumed. i just don't feel inclined to read on based on what i got out of it.

3 1/2 stars out of 5

Watchmen

It's amazing how strangely relevant this graphic novel is today, despite being set in the Cold War era. The themes still surround us, the paranoia of war time, the Us vs. Them rhetoric, the need for everyday heroes, the question of suffering losses for "the greater good".

Another striking element of the book is how well conceived it all is. So meticulously planned and plotted, written with symmetry, drawn with consistent style. The layout and planning of the 12 parts, and how each seems to focus on a key character, while balancing out multiple storylines, is just brilliant storytelling.

i'm curious to see how this film turns out. It unfolds so interestingly, and uses flashbacks and cutaways and foreshadowing that there shouldn't be any need to change the structure of the graphic novel. That being said, it's been in development forever, i wonder if they'll try to make it more appealing to comic book movie fans, as it really isn't about crime fighting and fisticuffs. Very dramatic, with characters much older than a typical comic book. A lot of dialogue too. Can't wait to see it.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Snuff

Classic Palahniuk, in that it explores the topics and subjects we (meaning typical society) tries to avoid for dinner conversation, while also rewarding us with a plethora of tidbits about Hollywood stars' odd behaviours and deaths, all in the name of vanity.

This isn't as large in scope as say, Fight Club or Rant or Choke, as there isn't as much theological subtext, (at least not on first reading). Yet, Palahniuk's uncanny ability to pull us along, at the novelistic equivalent of a rapid editing montage, is ever present. As we proceed towards a climax of which we can easily predict the possibilities, while never knowing which one he'll actually surprise us with, he still manages to add that one extra twist for good measure.

A very quick read, which feels like one he tossed off in a hurry (pun intended), while we await a grander scale book. This is good filler in the meantime, and its nice to see him continue to experiment with ways of telling a story through multiple narratives. Snuff's method of a chapter per character works better than Rant's "E-Hollywood's true story" style, while offering multiple views on the same scenario. Another excellent read, but not a recommended starting point for readers new to Chuck's stuff.

4 stars out of 5

Into the Wild

Not really my type of book, but the fact that i finished it so fast is a testament to how interesting he makes the death of a young man who wondered into the wilderness of Alaska. It is nicely structured, and by adding his own exploits and those of past known wilderness enthusiasts, not to mention some very telling quotes from key authors, it really elevates the novel into highly readable territory.

4 stars out of 5

The Life of a Children's Troubadour: An autobiography

This book was truly awesome. It satisfied me as a father, as an educator, as a fan of Raffi's music, and as a caring person who shares this earth with all of you. He writes about all this, and more, with intelligence, wit, and passion. Part biography, part call for environmental activisim, and part soul searching for meaning in his family relationships, Raffi shows his complexity and love for children and their future. A must read for anyone interested in any of these angles.

5 stars out of 5

Rant

Palahniuk continues to amaze, in that he is unabashedly his own style, while continuously altering the style of his own writing. This time he takes on "Behind the Music" type biography structure to spin an oral retelling of a man celebrated for all the wrong reasons. At times a horror vampire zombie tale (kind of like Haunted), while also exploring theological themes and religious behaviour (like Survivor), while continuing to explore subcultures that exist to circumvent how unalive our lives have become (like Fight Club), he manages to conjure up all these styles, all these modes and genres, into a new tale that may actually be his first crack at science fiction.

He continues to amaze, and though Rant doesn't quite have the pacing and narration that makes his better books crackle like a skid on a bonfire, it may be his most mature work in the sense that he enters into even bigger concepts and thought provoking speculation that challenges our society's beliefs of racism, god, celebrity, belonging and chronology.

Give it some time, and like an infectious disease, it will grow on you.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Adverbs

Daniel Handler has a way with words, that is equally gut splitingly hilarious, mind blowingly witty, and heart wrenchingly beautiful. Adverbs is all of the above and then some. Exploring the many faces, shades, and pits of love, through a series of short stories selectively related to an adverb modifying how we all experience love, Handler has crafted a novel that builds upon the wit, humour, and sadness that populated his "A Series of Unfortunate Events", only for a more mature audience.
i emplore you to read this book and marvel in his way with the English language, and the language of love.

4 1/2 stars out of 5

All Heart: My Story

i was hoping a book written by the Pinball would have a glimpse of the amazing orator that he is. Unfortunately, this book occured at a time when Michael Clemons hadn't chosen a direction. The football pages pale in comparison to the chapter on community work, which sparkle with the insight and positivity that this man exudes. Still, i'd love to hear an audio version, as he's such an amazing speaker.

3 1/2 stars out of 5

The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming

Silly little entry from Mr. Snicket, using his hilarious style to tell a Hanukkah tale in response to the customs of Christmas. A welcome addition to any Snicket fan's library, but i'm not sure what others will think.

4 stars out of 5

The Golden Compass

WOW. Very entertaining read, filled with all the usual fantasy highs and lows. The characters are interesting with varied motivations, but the whole fantasy genre trapping of "travel here, obtain object and/or meet new character, rest, travel elsewhere, repeat" gets tiresome. Really cool theological premises abound and look interesting for parts 2 and 3.

4 stars out of 5

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

What a fantastic finish. Worthy of any and all praise. Amazingly tight narrative that stays true to character and delivers a mesmerizing final spell over the reader. What's next, J.K.?

4 1/2 stars out of 5

Flight

Alexie is a very powerful author. He tackles abuse, abandonment, genocide and other issues that affect Native Americans with brutal honesty and just a touch of humour. This one reads like a stream of consciousness, which is part of the book's strength and mystery, as we can only trust the narrator as he comes of age. Not for everyone's tastes, but extremely well written.

4 stars out of 5

Slam

Read this aloud to my class...they seemed to enjoy it...Myers has a keen way of getting into the character's voice that seems very authentic and not forced...traipses through issues of tweens without being preachy or too racy. Enjoyable year end read.

4 stars out of 5

The Complete Alice in Wonderland

Probably the best rendering of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland yet. Better than a book edition because of the wonderful imagery (i know imagining for yourself is one of the beautiful things about reading, but seeing someone's vision for the Alice books is always entertaining). Better than any of the filmed versions, because there's something so enjoyable about reading the written word and the wit of Lewis Carol's prose and poetry. Putting those two together in graphic novel form is pure genius. Absolutely loved this version of Alice!

4 1/2 stars out of 5