Showing posts with label Meyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meyer. Show all posts

New Moon

i actually didn't read this in French, but i wonder if that would have made it more interesting. These Twilight books are great. Great, because it gives hope to any hack writer out there, that with a good publicist and shitty writing, you can still make it in the book industry. This one was worse than the first one. A third act that had little to nothing to do with the first two acts, an inconsistent and annoying set of characters, and writing that seems devoid of any edits, revisions, or a thesaurus. Why did i waste my time, again. Here's to pop culture and hysteria!

2 stars out of 5

Twilight

Teen romance melodrama, yet still quite a page turner. The literary equivalent of Degrassi Jr. High (wait--i don't mean to demean Degrassi in that way), what with it's teen lens that finds so much drama in a cafeteria setting. Still, Bella's POV narrative is somewhat engaging, and whisks along at a brisk pace, you'd almost think that Meyer was once a teenage girl.

The whole vampire genre never really interested me, but i like the suspense in figuring out what rules apply in this version. i still don't quite understand what Bella sees in a jerk like Edward (how's that for inviting the wrath of the Palefaced Lovers) but then again, i never did understand why teenage girls go for jocks (i mean, jerks--sorry, typo).

i don't need to recommend this to anyone who's ever thought to read it. Just the fact that you're thinking about it, probably means you will given the mass hysteria around it. i also would not recommend it to people who haven't read it, because it really won't satisfy anyone who's not really interested.

i can see the reasons why it's been such a great seller. It has a trash romance quality that Fabio could sell, and a reading level that definitely makes it a guilty pleasure easily consumed. i just don't feel inclined to read on based on what i got out of it.

3 1/2 stars out of 5